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MATH JOKES
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Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots.
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
Q: What's a math teacher's favourite type of tree?
A: A Geome-tree (geometry)
Q: What do you call a destroyed angle?
A: A Rect-angle (wrecked-angle)
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 ate 9! (7, 8, 9)
Q: Why are math teachers secretly pirates?
A: Because they make you find the X!
Q: Why did I divide sin by tan
A: Just cos
Q: Why shouldn't you talk to π?
A: It will go on forever!
Q: What is a bird's favourite type of math?
A: owl-gebra
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless!
Q: Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?
A: Because X was always 10
Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of the square root of 2.
Student: Why?
Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.
Q: Which triangles are the coldest?
A: Ice-sosceles triangles
Q: Why shouldn't you argue with a decimal?
A: Decimals always have a point.
Q: Why shouldn't you trust graphs?
A: They're always plotting something!
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